Can I borrow a quarter?

It's Saturday and I have a date,

but don't have a 25 cents to pay for a bath.

The girl is purty,

but I'm a bit smelly,

so pardner, can ya lend me a quarter?

You are unique!

We all come in different shapes and colors, but we're all simply adorable.
(And I'm not just talkin' about monkeys!)

God made each one of us special. Celebrate your uniqueness!